"The POS bash was just a POS bash"
A POS Bash is never just a POS bash!
Its the slow unwrapping of a new gift from a loved one. The potential for new life after the death of an old friend. The opening of those little yellow pots you get in Kinder Eggs. Its sitting around a campfire watching a giant log slowly smoulder and fade away to ash.
POS bashing is potential. POS bashing is Eve.