[WE R THREE] Gank that Battleship! Bantam Brawl
Posted 16 September 2012 - 02:31 PM
Yes its that time again Bantam Madness
Whats this talk about a Battleship you say,
Well Sir to celebrate my acceptance in to the central mind which is the Events committee I wish to die in a ball of expensive flames
for your enjoyment/mail whoring. (Shiny Navy Scorp)
So what's going to happen is there will be 200 bantams in a safe and moi in another safe and your mission is to kill me in all your bantam glory.
Now this sounds quite easy don't it, well if my calculations are right then yes, yes it is.
So as you know EVE is never just that easy it will also be a free for all brawl and to add to that I will be shooting back not like this should be of concern to you seems as by the time I actually manage to lock something you'll have probably been melted by the other wolves.
If by Divine power everyone just whored on the BS and went into full blown brawlness and there are no bantams left :-(( and I survive! hah yeh right
Then you can undock in whatever ship you came in be it ibis, vargur, battlebadger whatever and finish me off (I will not be shooting at anything other than bantam's)
There may be prizes on the night for such things as
Least damage done on BS 'oh you whore you'
and if IF I dont get raped by 200 bantams I will give out a prize for funniest Ship on KM
How Will this work?
Well like the other Bantam Brawl's Spot 'A' will hold ships Spot 'B' will be the arena. I will show you both on the day.
Warp to 'A' get ship... Warp to 'B' loose ship, rinse and repeat.
There will be a can in the arena, I will be next to it, please don't destroy can as it will hold extra ammo ect.
When!!! Sat 22nd Sept 2100 EVE
Damage Control I
Magnetic Field Stabilizer I
1MN Afterburner I
'langour' drive distruptor
75mm Gatling Rail I,
75mm Gatling Rail I,
Drones: Hornet I
Iron Charge S 800
Q's or comments very welcome
BIG THANK YOU TO ZAKHS FOR YET AGAIN PROVIDING ORCA SUPPORT AND SAVING THE DAY!
Posted 23 September 2012 - 06:21 AM
With regards to prizes I have not decided what the prizes will be for I am horribly hungover but i know who won, Jagtor for bringing a Battleship to a bantam fight! and also Haxen66 for getting final blow and top damage 13808!! and Ora Kansene for doing absolutely zero damage and being a big whore! good shtuff!
Prizes will not be expensive for im poor due to all this extravagant spending. See you all again soon
Posted 24 September 2012 - 04:57 PM
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